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$GRUMP
NOT HAPPY. JUST GREEN.
purr got the confetti. he got everything else.
EVERY GREEN CAT
HAS A GRUMPY ONE.
THE MOST FAMOUS CAT ON THE INTERNET.
no legend required. one reddit post in 2012 — 25,000 upvotes in a day, a million views in two — and the internet had its most popular cat meme ever. his face became the universal "no." he has been unimpressed ever since.
WHO WATCHES THE RED DAYS?
he does. he sat through every dip while you called it "a healthy correction." he saw your entries. he saw your exits. he was not happy about any of it.
NOT HAPPY. JUST GREEN.
so the grumpiest face on the internet put on the little green hat. not because he believes. because if everything's ridiculous anyway, he might as well be the ticker. $grump promises nothing except this exact face the whole way.
13 OFFICIAL MOODS.
ALL OF THEM BAD.
hover if you must.
the record.
april 4, 2012born in arizona. frowning.
late september 2012“meet grumpy cat.” posted to reddit. 25,000 upvotes in a day. a million views in two.
week onethe internet asked “is this photoshop?” it wasn't. the face is real. unfortunately.
march 2013sxsw. the meme became a celebrity. the line was long. the mood did not improve.
2014a lifetime christmas movie. aubrey plaza did the voice. no comment.
the legenda $100 million valuation made the news. disputed. he didn't count it.
may 2019the real cat, tardar sauce, left. the internet actually cried. the face became memory.
2026the face returns to the one place it always belonged: next to a portfolio. not happy. just green.
forbes: "undoubtedly the best-known internet pet sensation." him: no comment.
his happiness.
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